I'll shut up after this.
Normally, I wouldn’t post rant-y crap like this on my blog, but I am doing it so that the Google gods keep on indexing these things so when others inevitably search “US Airways lost luggage” or “US airways missing baggage” in the not-so-distant future, they’ll know why they’ll never make the mistake of flying this stupid airline ever again. After an...
MGMT’s newest video for “Flash Delirium,” off their upcoming album, Congratulations. Pretty freaking awesome. I like the album title, despite making me think of being in 5th grade and listening to the 311 song “Down.” Har har.
I can only recall experiencing a serious bout of penis envy twice in my life. Time number one would be at the Silverlake Lounge, dreadfully waiting for the uber hipster girls to finish shoveling blow up their crooked noses while I had to pee oh-so-badly. As a man walked into the gentlemen’s restroom, I stopped him. “Oh, someone’s in there!” I shouted, thinking he’d...
Dear Creatures, How I Love Thee.
More Dear Creatures Autumn 2009 photos because I’m absolutely obsessed. This is my Tumblr, and I’ll spam it if I want to. (insert one of those silly sideways tongue emoticons) If I could literally find the pieces, I would buy this entire collection.
I used to be a bonafide giddy ass kid. One that would get excited about going to concerts or hanging out with my favorite band. Nowadays, you know what gets me riled up? New snacks at the office. I am more excited about the new granola bars than going to see Wilco on Friday. That’s gotta change ASAP.
Some people have claimed that high-fructose corn syrup is no different than...– Princeton University Professor Bart Hoebel, on high fructose corn syrup. This junk just shouldn’t be allowed in foods. Period. We absolutely don’t need it. Corn subsidies in this country are so out of control that this is a cheaper alternative to whole ingredients, and it’s killing...